culturaltoast:

African Party Problems! Every item on this list is quite accurate!

“Party Started 10 minutes ago…all the puff-puff and meat pie is gone.”

“Invitation says party starts at 4…everybody arrives at 8.”

“Your graduation party…your parents have more guests there than you do.”

“Arrive one hour late…to your own party.”

“They’re calling the tables to get their food by table numbers…your table is the last number.”

“Go to party as a guest…become party janitor by end of the night.”

“Party is for baby’s first birthday…baby has been sleeping since the party started.”

“Go to party broke…leave with pockets full of money.”

africanrelic:

iamforevernigerian:

African Party Problems…

All but the one about food. We let ppl serve themselves.
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